Subj:  Dealing With the Clueless

Steps to follow if you happen upon a peace rally hosted by stupid, naive, hemp-shirt-wearing idiots, to teach them why force is needed:

• Step 1: Approach dumb rich ignorant person talking about "peace" and saying there should be "no retaliation"
   

• Step 2: Have brief conversation; ask if military force is appropriate
   

• Step 3: When he says "no," ask, "Why not?" 
  

• Step 4: When he says, "because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful, and we should not cause more violence"...
  

• Step 5: Punch him in the face . . . hard 
  

• Step 6: When he gets up to punch you back, point out that it would be a mistake, and contrary to his values, to punch you, because he would be just increasing the violence. 
  

• Step 7: When he agrees that he has pledged not to commit violence, punch him in the face again - harder this time. 
  

• Step 8: Repeat steps 5 through 7 until he understands that sometimes it is necessary to punch back.

"I find it far more admirable to set a good example than to follow a bad one."

                                                                                                                -Thomas Jefferson