Subject: What we all are REALLY thinking, but a HOG driver says

Someone pulled this off the Air Force Academy's (very unofficial)

Message board. Written by a '96 grad who apparently flies A-10s.

    "Well now, much like Grinch, I too have my war paint on...I had to go Back to my Xtreme Air Force recruiting campaign from March of this year to add fuel to my fires of anger and a need to, as Limp Bizkit shouts "Break your FUCKING FACE TONIGHT!!! GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BREAK!!!" Make no mistake      about it... this war is gonna be a Hawgdrivers dream... no more of this  sending GPS guided bombs from the ionosphere... I want to camp out on the enemy's border... I want to yell across the border in the immortal words of Wyatt Earp (as portrayed by Kurt Russell and not Kevin Fucking Costner) "You tell 'em I'm coming!(sts) AND HELL'S COMING WITH ME!!" I wanna punch Bin Laden in the face and say, You gonna do something? Or just stand there and bleed? And then I wanna laugh maniacally as my 30mm shells decimate his camps. I ain't talking about the Armor Piercing shells this time, although the thought of  poisoning their lungs (if, in the unlikely event they survived my attack) with the dirty dust of spent uranium is quite refreshing... that would make  the cloud over New York seem like pure Oxygen.  I want High Explosive Incidiary rounds... 1150 of the mother fuckers fired 2 or 3 hundred at a time... like 3 hundred grenades exploding all at once... and that's just my jet... the three other jets coming with me brings that total to 16 cans of CBU-87...that's 3,232 individual submunitions for the motherfuckers... that's what I want. I want 4 Maverick missiles per jet... that's 16 of those motherfuckers...and if we run outta trucks and other small things to hit with those missiles, I wanna find out what a maverick will do when it locks onto a piece of shit terrorist and hits him at just over 1000 feet per second... there might not be enough deceleration to detonate the thing but at that speed... I dont think it would be necessary.  And I want 2 pods of rockets hanging from my wings... 7 white phosphorous and 7 HEI... I want the  Willie Petes to put a cloud of smoke to climb into the sky to let everyone  following to know... that's where the gettin' is good... and the HEI... well, I just want FRAG in the air tearing apart their greasy scumbag bodies the same way they tore into our nation... and then we'll start cleaning up with the almight General Electric GAU-8/A Avenger cannon... what a perfect fucking name...  

 AVENGER CANNON!!!

 FUCK IT, if that's all I had, that's all I'd want... 4 hawgs with 4600 of our little friends... lock and load, hammer  down!!!!! But that's just my personal end... here's what else I want...  I want John Madden, Terry Bradshaw and Howie Long to take over CNN, NBC, ABC and every other news network to provide coverage of this war... I want Madden with his electronic chalkboard out there describing what's going on... "You see here across the top of the screen, that ridge line is exactly where the attack is gonna come from... you'll see

the Warthawgs come popping over them and unleash a fury that we haven't seen since Lawrence Taylor was on the prowl... Speaking of that, here they come And BAM!!! These guys are great... they remind me of linemen... they don't get much press coverage but when they hit you, man do you know it!!!" I want Hank Williams Jr and Lee Greenwood belting out I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN as the intro to Monday Night AirStrikes... Fight night would have a whole new meaning now... I want to see Sports Center air the HIT

OF THE DAY... "Today's strike comes from a flight of two A-10 Warthogs.. you'll see here that some terrorist got the wild idea that he could shoot at these guys... you can see the missile come up and totally miss the two jets... and here you see as they roll in and unleash that awesome gun on he point of origin... nothing left there now!   And that's our, PLAY OF THE DAY!!" I want Mills Lane in the field giving play by play descriptions, I want Flight of the Valkaries playing at full bore from every mountainside as we run in at 100 fucking feet.... I want WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE playing after the first bomb hits and when I'm WINCHESTER ammunition, I wanna land on Bin Laden's personal airstrip, grab him by his twisted, dead neck and poke him in the eyes and say

 "MOTHERFUCKER... YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!!"

I want the NFL cheerleaders to send us off to war, and the XFL cheerleaders to welcome us home. And while we're at it? I dont just want to beat the shit outta these scumbags, I want to humiliate them too. I want this war to be financed by Hooters, Penthouse, and Hustler. I want C-130s, C-5s, C-17s, and 141s loaded with crates and crates of the filthiest porn Larry Flint can dole out, and I want to airdrop it all across the fucking countries we're fighting...  including IRAQ. I want every one of those greasy scumbags to see dirtiest porn imaginable... I'm talking 3 and 4 chicks with super double jelly  dongs... bondage, all that nasty shit. And I want Baghdad littered with the shit. Fuck 'em!! I want to see Shwartzkopf come outta retirement to start kicking some ass... I want a cure for Alzheimers right now to get Reagan back in working order and like Dennis Leary says, I want a cure for cancer to thaw out the

Duke and see just how pissed off he is right now. I want STUKA terror sirens mounted to the wings of my Hawg... although the unique whine of our engines is about all the terror siren we'll need right now... Alright Zero... slow down... breathe... in... out.... ok... I think the coffee has worn off a bit now and I should get back to work. 

 Motherfuckers- you just picked the wrong  people to fuck with... Not Such a good day to be a bad guy"  

"To the guilty: May God have mercy on you... because we won't!"-John McCain.

  Signed, Zero